⚖️ Legal Disclaimer:
Legally, This is a Joke
Last Updated: 08/08/25
Satirday Sports is a work of satire.
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The views here reflect neither reality, responsibility, nor journalistic standards. Proceed accordingly.
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- You understand it’s all made up (mostly).
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- If you quote us as fact, that’s on you — and also hilarious.
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